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My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

What does tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.

My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you always procrastinate." I said, "Oh yeah... Just you wait."